Tyler had this conversation recently with his aunt Jenna. I heard a third-party rendition, so hopefully I get it right....
Aunt Jenna: Are you an orange Tyler?
Tyler: No, oranges grow on trees
Aunt Jenna: You don't grow on trees?
Tyler: No, fruit grow on trees and I am not a fruit. I am MEAT!!!
Aunt Jenna: what...you are Me?
Tyler: No, I am meat. Chase is meat. And you are meat. If a dinosaur came right now, he would eat me and you and Chase cause we are MEAT!!!
Looking Aunt Jenna intently in the eyes with his hand on her shoulder ready to console her, Tyler says the following.
Tyler: Do you know why the dinosaurs aren't around?
Aunt Jenna: why?
Tyler: Because a hurricane came and sucked them up and they became bones!!!
Aunt Jenna was eating a slice of pepperoni. Chase approaches and says, "me like papayoni."
This is a new one cause he usually calls it "pizzayoni." Well, atleast he is getting a little closer to the correct way to say it. ahhahaha.
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15 years ago
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Love the comments from the boys. Wish I had a record of all the funny things you and your siblings said :) Too bad there aren't pictures to go with these comments. I can just picture Tyler consoling Jenna about the death of dinosaurs :) Fun story!
I love how expressive and logical Tyler is. I told him I used live in Florida and they have hurricanes and tornados there and he said "oooh that's bad."
Later on I was talking to him about puppies, which was a subject he must have already approached with you because he was under the impression that Sidney, his female dog, could not have puppies. When I asked him why not, he said, "'cause she's a girl... and only boy dogs have puppies." If only. (Of course I helped him realize that females have puppies).
Made sense to me though. 'mommy says Sidney can't have puppies...she's a girl, puppies have to come from somewhere.... hence boy dogs have puppies. Hehe!
I LOVE YOUR KIDS!!! Still smiling about the meat comment!
Well, at least Tyler is comfortable knowing dinosaurs would eat him. I think when I was his age that knowledge would be keeping me up at night. THey are so funny though.
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